Friday, July 25, 2008

Bathroom Remodel Update QUIZ




The bathroom remodel is complete, and we are pleased with the results.

It’s a very different bathroom. My wife was point on the project, and it looks really good. The décor in the photograph was coordinated by my wife, save the small hand towel which just appeared one day. My daughter took credit for that one. I am not sure where it came from, but I rather like the attitude its message suggests.

The previous décor was vastly different. On the same wall which now features the Michelangelo, there were four items framed in black, which sprung from my wife's sense of humor but which were all very much me.

The first was a photograph of Janet Leigh from the movie Psycho, screaming in the shower.

The other three were bathroom-related quotes, black text on white. I am reproducing the framed quotes below.

Can you identify the source of each of these exchanges?

A.

“Do you know what I’m going to do? I’m going to take a bath.”
“I’ll alert the media.”
“Do you want to run my bath for me?”
“It’s what I live for.”

B.

“No, I don’t have a square to spare. I can’t spare a square.”
“Oh, is it two-ply? Because if it’s two-ply I’ll take one ply. One ply! One puny little ply! I’ll take one measly ply!”
“Look, I don’t have a square and I don’t have a ply.”

C.

“All I want is a truce.”
“I have to go to the bathroom. Is that all right?”
“You gotta go, you gotta go.”
“I already frisked him. He’s clean.”

5 comments:

Rick said...

A. Arthur
I use "I'll alert the media" every time my kids say they're going to the bathroom. Hacks them off.

Steve said...

I know "C" is from the "Godfather." "B" has me stumped.

Charlotte said...

B is from Seinfeld. Elaine and Jerry's then-girlfriend.

(Sorry - I don't usually comment, but I can't let a Seinfeld quote go unidentified.)

Todd said...

a) Arthur
b) Seinfeld
c) The Godfather

I always envied your bathroom.

Lori said...

I am late in the game, but wanted to comment.
A - Arthur. Best Movie ever.
B - Seinfeld. Best one ever. Every woman in America shook her head and said, "Yep, been there!"
C - not sure, but think its the Godfather. Best man's movie ever.